"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
Dear White People
official trailer HD; in theaters oct. 17
a few weeks ago i talked about there being a mouse in my room and the next day it seemed to be gone so i stopped worrying about it. i left some of the snap traps out cause i am lazy.
well tonight i came home and there was a dead mouse in one of the traps. i just had to have ian talk to me while i disposed of it because i was so freaked out. and i feel so fucking terrible about killing that mouse. and like why are you here? are you the same mouse as before? what the hell have you been eating this whole time? are there more of you?
how am i expected to be an adult?
i’m really sorry i killed you, mouse.
|—||potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)|
|—||John Waters (via detailsdetales)|
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING