i guess i heard about original sin.
way too early for work?  YA and breakfast!

way too early for work? YA and breakfast!

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

jesuisperdu:

Dear White People

official trailer HD; in theaters oct. 17

taking a break from family dinner last night.

taking a break from family dinner last night.

the mouse problem.

a few weeks ago i talked about there being a mouse in my room and the next day it seemed to be gone so i stopped worrying about it.  i left some of the snap traps out cause i am lazy. 

well tonight i came home and there was a dead mouse in one of the traps.  i just had to have ian talk to me while i disposed of it because i was so freaked out.  and i feel so fucking terrible about killing that mouse.  and like why are you here?  are you the same mouse as before?  what the hell have you been eating this whole time?  are there more of you?

how am i expected to be an adult?

i’m really sorry i killed you, mouse.

Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges.
potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)
My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life.
John Waters  (via detailsdetales)

hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING