i guess i heard about original sin.

oh so i won the award for best senior project in historical studies.

but at the senior dinner it was announced as “best senior project in history” which then became a hilarious joke of “best senior project of all time” and everyone laughed but my heart was pounding so hard that i missed the joke entirely and was just confused.

anyway.

apparently i’m good at a thing.

also, drunk. thanks for the free wine, bard.

how to be the drunkest by irina.

watching gilmore girls while drunk.

swear sookie just said “all that whiskey gave me amazing forearm strength.” but i guess she said whisking? but seriously, all my whiskey drinking has to give me something someday. i’ll take forearm strength.

day two bangs seem to have developed a mind of their own. and their only goal is to curl like no other bangs have curled before.

oh what the fuck am i doing?

i’m a fool, if you’ve ever wondered.

How do I always end up drunk in a bar when I hang out with tiara?

She only turned 21 ten days ago. She is like a baby vampire in twilight. It’s embarrassing how much I know About twilight.

battle of helm’s deep.

FUCKING BEST THING EVER.

one year i watched it twice.

just cause i could.

OH MAN THE ELVES JUST SHOWED UP TO HONOR THEIR ALLEGIANCE OMG I CAN’T RIGHT NOW.

(yes i know i am very behind, keep pausing thinking i’m gonna watch the doctor who christmas special but just end up on tumblr.)

“facebook is a sober activity! now tumblr, tumblr works quite well when drunk.” - me, april 17, 2010

thanks, conor.

how to properly represent yourself on tumblr:

always have a bottle of wine in your profile picture. this will make people think you are a classy fucker.

the thing about drinking wine straight out of the bottle is that there is no obligation to finish what you’ve poured. or to limit yourself based on how many glasses you’ve had.

and this has been another helpful tip from drunk irina.